chinese

-A Chinese lady can’t speak English.
At the grocery, she wanted to buy pork leg.
She showed her legs.
Next day, she needed chicken breast.
She showed her breast.
Third day, she brought along her husband because she wanted sausage.
What did she do?
Ikaw ha, iba iniisip mo..
Her husband can speak English! Wahahaha!

-donald

Posted 1 year ago    Tweet

gangbadoy: 7 reasons why I love Jollibee:1. They have a feeding program.2. Proudly Filipino everything3. Chickenjoy.4. Burger Steak.5. That hotdog meal with egg. 6. CHAMP.7. They uphold utter respect for children by supporting programs that do the same. 

gangbadoy:

7 reasons why I love Jollibee:

1. They have a feeding program.
2. Proudly Filipino everything
3. Chickenjoy.
4. Burger Steak.
5. That hotdog meal with egg. 
6. CHAMP.
7. They uphold utter respect for children by supporting programs that do the same. 

Reblogged 1 year ago from gangbadoy

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